Hi! It’s me, Sarah.
If your wondering why we haven’t written in a while
it’s because we where on a glorious furlough filled
with ice cream!
While I was there our friends and family told us how
much they liked the You Know Your in Africa When. So
I’ve decided to do a You Know Your in America When.
You Know Your in America When…
1.Ice cream
You can’t decide between a soft served, a hard served,
a sunday, or a swerly. Then you must choose the
flavor or your Soft served, hard served, Sunday, or
swerly.
There are 3 different ice cream parlors on the same
block.
As if ice cream isn’t tempting enough! Now they
throw in a free toy!
They make vegetable flavors. Yuk!
2.Cars
You see a minivan driving down the street with only 1
person in it!
The max people in a 12 seat van are 12 people instead
of 18 people (yes it possible, I’ve seen it first
hand).
There are more than 10 cars in 1 town.
Auto dealerships sell new cars that work.
3.The motorcycle aka. Moto
It’s considered ‘cool’ to drive a moto on a dirt road
but not necessary.
Only 2 people are on 1 moto! And they don’t even have
baggage tide to the front with cut up bike tires.
The moto breaks and you bring it to auto repair
instead of fixing it your self in the pitch black at
1:00 in the morning.
4. Whatever’s
You sleep without a mosquito net.
You have the option of two rows of cereal in the
store.
The general public dose not like rain.
Your mother says “eat every thing on your plate.
Remember the starving kids in Africa Even though
leaving food on your plate in Africa is polite. It
means your full and they have fed you well.
You have to pay to see cows walk down the street.